if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
did you just call Smaug a slut
he’s a gold digger
VC TA JOGANDO UM JOGO DE LUTA E COMEÇA A APERTAR TODOS OS BOTÕES AI VC FAZ UM GOLPE MUITO DAORA E QUER REPETIR PORÉM NÃO SABE ONDE APERTOU.
my friend started his oral presentation today by ripping up his notes and saying ‘i brought notes in today, but i’m not going to use them’ and everyone was so surprised
a few seconds later he pulled out different notes in his pocket and said ‘i’ll be using these instead’ and i lost my shit