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hewastheirfriendd asked: THE FRIENDS TITLE MEME IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!! If you can, you should do "The One After Vegas"

heroderekhale:

The One After Vegas

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"So," Scott says, nudging Stiles with his shoulder.  "How was it?  Did you get married by Elvis?  And, dude, never going to forgive you for not inviting me."

Pausing the movie, Stiles turns and makes a face at Scott.  ”What the hell are you talking about?”

"You and Derek?  You got married in Vegas, right?"

"Uh, no?"

"But you were in Vegas.”

"Yeah, because Derek was doing a talk at the furry con.  Wait, that’s not — wow, that is so not what I meant."

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notenoughgatorade asked: if you want to fill this!! for the title prompt : "The One Where Ross(Derek) Got High" :>>

heroderekhale:

The One Where Derek Got High

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Derek paws at his own face, eyes widening at he looks at Stiles.  ”S’rough,” he whispers, fingers pressing against his chin.  ”Stiles, Stiles, my face.”

"What about your face?"

"Rough."

Trying hard to keep a smile off his face, Stiles touches Derek’s forehead carefully.  ”Your face is fine, Derek.”

"Okay."  There’s a heartbreakingly soft smile on Derek’s face as he stares at Stiles with absolute trust in his eyes.  "Your face is fine as well," Derek sighs, turning on his side.  "S’pretty eyelashes."

"Uh —"

"An’your mouth,” Derek mutters, rubbing his cheek against his pillow.  ”So pink.”

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Misha Collins serving coffee to Hall H line (x)

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Jensen, Misha, Jared & Marc at Nerd HQ, SDCC 2014 [x]

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Jensen, Misha, Jared & Marc at Nerd HQ, SDCC 2014 [x]

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Eu não sou um cordeiro, e minhas lágrimas rolam direto para o inferno, eu não sou aquela vaca que só serve para ser ordenhada, eu caio feito aquele monte de estrume e talvez sobre qualquer poesia a ser vista nesse desastre, eu corto meus pulsos e deles sangram músicas, pois eu não tenho sangue baby, eu tenho vozes nas veias e elas cantam me deixando confusa, elas gritam e me sufocam. É férias baby, mas eu já tomei aquele copo de saquê, já engoli toda aquela garrafa de rum, e já me sinto pronta para voar, pronta para agarrar aquela pipa maldita de Amir san, e me desventurar neste meu próprio câncer, porque isso aqui é melancolia sim, é falta de afeto também, são palavras congestionadas junto ao choro arranhando a garganta enquanto eu canto um música do Bob Dylan, enquanto eu morro nos braços do Kurt, é falta de qualquer coisa que me tire dos meus próprios conceitos, é falta dele também, eu não sou um cordeiro, mas após chorar uma madrugada toda eu sou tão frágil quanto a lã que lhe é aparada em época errada, estou morrendo de frio meu amor, mas este mal irradia de meu próprio ventre. Secretária da Morte.  (via oxigenio-dapalavra)

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bathsabbath:

piscula:

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bhavatarini:

myblacksexuality:

poetofwar333:

#cleopatra with the nose knocked off. I wonder if people still think she was European like the movies betray…

I still think it’s one of the most desperate things whites have done to blacks and to black history. The disrespect is outrageous. They came to our country and mentally could not fathom how these black civilizations could be so great. They literally rode through our lands and shot the noses off of our statues. Why? So that the statues would no longer resemble the African people and they could LIE about the origins of Egypt and countless other civilizations. It was a widespread practice. It’s why statues of Pharaoh’s and their wives have no noses. It’s why the Sphinx has no nose. When I was in middle and high school, we were taught that the noses had fell off due to time and poor craftsmanship! They have literally tried to teach us that our ancestors were shitty builders of noses just to hide their malicious destruction of our heritage. European fears of African peoples had to come from somewhere. I want to know what part of the history is missing. There’s something that they don’t want to be told.

The shade is real

i was taught that the noses fell off as well and actually continued to believe this. in retrospect this makes no sense, considering greek/roman statues pretty much always have intact noses whereas egyptian ones are always conveniently missing theirs. thank you for pointing this out to me, i hadn’t even made that connection until now.

The bolded was me too and I am seriously embarrassed that I never even thought about how that could be false.

Damnnn. I hate myself for not realizing this.
    I hate myself even more, since I know the ancient Egyptians created their sculptural works with the idea of permanence in mind. They were literally built to last throughout the afterlife. Notice how the majority of their monumental sculpture is stone-bound, without any protruding elements or breakable appendages. That’s because many of these sculptures were intended to house the life-force (Ka) of those they portrayed. Of their favorite materials were basalt and diorite, both extremely hard stones that were incredibly difficult to carve. Meaning a nose just doesn’t “fall off” because of “poor craftsmanship,” you would literally have to take a hammer to it. Fuckers.

bathsabbath:

piscula:

skooth:

bhavatarini:

myblacksexuality:

poetofwar333:

#cleopatra with the nose knocked off. I wonder if people still think she was European like the movies betray…

I still think it’s one of the most desperate things whites have done to blacks and to black history. The disrespect is outrageous. They came to our country and mentally could not fathom how these black civilizations could be so great. They literally rode through our lands and shot the noses off of our statues. Why? So that the statues would no longer resemble the African people and they could LIE about the origins of Egypt and countless other civilizations. It was a widespread practice. It’s why statues of Pharaoh’s and their wives have no noses. It’s why the Sphinx has no nose. When I was in middle and high school, we were taught that the noses had fell off due to time and poor craftsmanship! They have literally tried to teach us that our ancestors were shitty builders of noses just to hide their malicious destruction of our heritage. European fears of African peoples had to come from somewhere. I want to know what part of the history is missing. There’s something that they don’t want to be told.

The shade is real

i was taught that the noses fell off as well and actually continued to believe this. in retrospect this makes no sense, considering greek/roman statues pretty much always have intact noses whereas egyptian ones are always conveniently missing theirs. thank you for pointing this out to me, i hadn’t even made that connection until now.

The bolded was me too and I am seriously embarrassed that I never even thought about how that could be false.

Damnnn. I hate myself for not realizing this.

    I hate myself even more, since I know the ancient Egyptians created their sculptural works with the idea of permanence in mind. They were literally built to last throughout the afterlife. Notice how the majority of their monumental sculpture is stone-bound, without any protruding elements or breakable appendages. That’s because many of these sculptures were intended to house the life-force (Ka) of those they portrayed. Of their favorite materials were basalt and diorite, both extremely hard stones that were incredibly difficult to carve. Meaning a nose just doesn’t “fall off” because of “poor craftsmanship,” you would literally have to take a hammer to it. Fuckers.

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bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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Dylan O’Brien with Zachary Levi at Nerd HQ: The Maze Runner

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Sterek AU - Hale Twins

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